That Eric D. Snider is one funny guy:

The Hobbit has been my favorite movie of the year ever since the year that it was going to be released was 2008. There’s no reason to think that actually seeing it will change this. So it’s frustrating to me when trolls get on the Internet and say bad things about it, backing those statements up with specific examples from the film, which they have seen and I have not.

Wit!